The Big Boy Bond
£100,000
The Sauce & Brown Lifetime Bond — £100,000
For the customer who has it all.
And wants even more nonsense.Includes:
– Lifetime VIP status
– Unlimited tea whenever you visit HQ
– Priority access to every drop for life
– A limited-edition tee stating: “I Blew £100,000 at Sauce & Brown”
– Your own coat hook
– A guided tour of HQ every year until 2093
– And your £100,000 back in S&B store credit
(Redeemable in modest instalments over 78 years.)